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   #2. Posted at 06:18 AM on Jun 22nd 2009 Edit   Reply
Vasilyfav
So how many babies did Apple kill to put together an adult liver?
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#2, Apple probably had an additional $15 fee for the parents to ...  :  rodidas  (#3)  «
#2, I'm sure there are tons of grown men who would gladly give t...  :  TurtlePerson2  (#5)  «
#5, Adisor may well have offered.... Adi  :  Fighterpilot  (#6)  «
#5, And I suspect Apple's Terms of Employment are currently b...  :  sluggo  (#17)  «
#2, and does he need regular babies or do they need to be albino...  :  deathBOB  (#7)  «
#2, I heard he rejected the first eight livers as being too big,...  :  sluggo  (#10)  «
#10, hahahahahahahaha so epic :D  :  shaq_mobile  (#28)  «

   #27. Posted at 07:15 PM on Jun 22nd 2009 Edit   Reply
mattthemuppet
so I guess the artfully posed glass of red wine next to your Macbook Pro isn't good for you after all?

All the best to him though, even if he is a nutcase for trying to get back to work so soon.
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   #26. Posted at 06:40 PM on Jun 22nd 2009 Edit   Reply
thermistor
With apologies to Monty Python:

"We've come for your liver!"

"But I'm NOT dead yet!"
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   #4. Posted at 06:45 AM on Jun 22nd 2009 Edit   Reply
blastdoor
I certainly wish him good health, but I can't help but wonder if this is the result of his delay in accepting medical treatment while he pursued his hippie alternative bs cures.
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#4, Did he? Wouldn't surprise me. Cancer usually doesn't respond...  :  Rakhmaninov3  (#13)  «
#13, Yes, I believe I read somewhere that he did. My fuzzy rec...  :  blastdoor  (#18)  «
#18, Heck, Newton spent a big part of his career pursuing a...  :  WillBach  (#19)  «
#19, Here's the link for Jobs' hippie cures: http://money...  :  blastdoor  (#22)  «
#22, thanks - great links. :)  :  eitje  (#23)  «
#4, Steve outgrew his hippy ideals for pragmatism a long time ag...  :  georgeou  (#20)  «
#4, Maybe he consulted Eddie Van Halen.  :  5150  (#24)  «
#4, I am a medical doctor and I have not to date known a patient...  :  pdjblum  (#25)  «

   #9. Posted at 10:49 AM on Jun 22nd 2009 Edit   Reply
MadManOriginal
I guess he wasn't having his Apple a day!
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#9, This is my favorite jab.  :  ssidbroadcast  (#21)  «

   #14. Posted at 11:47 AM on Jun 22nd 2009 Edit   Reply
Dually
Wow....classy folk around here. I wish Steve well, whatever the future might bring for him. Maybe it's time to put big business behind him and live a more stress-free lifestyle.
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#14, +1  :  derFunkenstein  (#15)  «
#14, Laughter is the best medicine! Failing that a liver transpla...  :  MadManOriginal  (#16)  «

   #12. Posted at 11:43 AM on Jun 22nd 2009 Edit   Reply
indeego
Man, none of these jokes are funny. Ya'll need to look into slightly more subtle techniques.
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   #11. Posted at 11:31 AM on Jun 22nd 2009 Edit   Reply
stdRaichu
Hopefully this'll herald the re-introduction of user-replaceable batteries. No-one wants to take the case to bits and faff about inside the machine in order to replace a vital part after paying an exhorbitant price for a new one from china.
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   #1. Posted at 06:12 AM on Jun 22nd 2009 Edit   Reply
henfactor
Well it's good to know Apple can survive without him.
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#1, but then we have to come up with new, non Steve Jobs jokes.....  :  _Sigma  (#8)  «
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